Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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2 + 2 = 4

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bangers and mash?

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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OIO

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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