- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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