What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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