- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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