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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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