What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

whats white jizz

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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