- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I <3 Hitler

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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