An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Error 37.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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