I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Canadians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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