- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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