- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock The doors already open

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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