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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

whats your budget like? a budget.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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