- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Well this is pointless.....

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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