Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Women's Rights

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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