Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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