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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

su algato es en fuego

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

This is sparta No this is patrick

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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