When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

minorities

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

800 people died last year. end of story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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