why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Terry has ebola

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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which one is easiest

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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