What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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