What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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