- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

which one is easiest

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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