What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Cows are land manatees.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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