- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

You sick fiend

What? Yes.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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