- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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