Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

I have an idea! You leave.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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