Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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