- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Killing your friend as a joke.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

"Knock knock." "No."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??