- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Antijokes...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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