Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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