Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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