- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

what did one computer say to the other .........

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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