what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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