- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Justin with a hat.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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