- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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