Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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