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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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