What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

your mom is so fat.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

whats 7+4? 74

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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