- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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