- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

if got a joke if fogot it

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

can you touch your toes? no

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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