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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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