- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Your Mom!!!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Nice belt.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Women's rights

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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