Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Well this is pointless.....

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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