- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

a irish man walks past a bar

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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