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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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