- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

the lemon was sweet.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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