Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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