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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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