What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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