- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I had friends on the Death Star.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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