what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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A person from Singapore eats

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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