- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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