what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Anti Joke

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