- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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