- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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