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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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