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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Your mom is so nice.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Jews

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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