- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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