- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Link ate ink to make him sink.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

alex is cool

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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