Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

My Butthole.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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