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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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