Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yo mama so fat.

sky's sty

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

just in time?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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