What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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