Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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A seal walks into a club.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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