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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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