- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

F? No k

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Woman's Rights

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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