What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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CHORGLUND

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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