What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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