- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Dwarf Shortage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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