What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

You had better thumbs up this post.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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