- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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