What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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im saul and i love cock

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Major League Soccer

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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hi

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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