A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Chris is hairy

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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You know whats funny Aids

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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