- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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