- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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