Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Woman rights.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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