- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*