No because your face is really f***** up.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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sky silverstein

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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