Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Hail Heetluh

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

mexicans fishing

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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