Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Error 37.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Kys

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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