- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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