- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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