- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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