- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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