- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Who is John Galt?

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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