A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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ure mama's so fat

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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