- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

1+1=2

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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