What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Smeg...

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Abortion.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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