- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why are trees green? I have no idea

You had better thumbs up this post.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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