What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Ben Affleck

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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