What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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