- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Who invented apple? God

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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