Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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