Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Your mom.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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smell the vitamin C

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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