so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

whats chinese noodles

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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