that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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