Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Anti Joke

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