- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

wael.. nuff said

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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