- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

its funny cuz i laughed!

Women's professional sports

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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