- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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