Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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10inch nice

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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