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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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