- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

women's rights.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Badabing.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

You know what's natural? Bears.

This is funny.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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