- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Everybody will die

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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