What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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