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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

im not food

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A train poops its pants.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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