What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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