- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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