- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why? Why not?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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