Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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