Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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