How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Raveena Thandhan

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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