- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Oh, go away

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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