"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the capital of Ohio? O

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

thumb_up thumb_down +24

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

thumb_up thumb_down +24

So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +24

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops