- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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