- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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