why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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A blind man walks into a library.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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