Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Black People

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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