- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

matt is fat

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

the power to turn magnetism into light

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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