- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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