- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

im watching you..

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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