- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do vampires cross the sea in?

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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