Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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