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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.