There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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