im watching you..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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where is the world?

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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