- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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