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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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