Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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