A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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