im watching you..

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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where is the world?

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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