- Anti Joke

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did the man die? He was old.

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