Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Joke

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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