- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

knock knock!? . . No.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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