- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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