If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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