- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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