why did the zebra cross the road?

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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