Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

masturbating on a tarc bus

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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