why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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