How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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