What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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where is the world?

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derp

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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