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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What would Muhammed do?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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