- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

yada yada

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Alchohol.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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