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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

your mom is so fat.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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