Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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