Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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ure mama's so fat

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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