- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

nothing

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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