- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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