What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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