Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what is the color of a burp burple

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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