- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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