- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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