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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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