Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

well use a tissue!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

im gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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