- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

i have two hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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