A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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sucks Syntax...

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Poop

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Women's rights.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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