- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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