- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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