- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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