- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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