- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Mahmy

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Your sex life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

KILL WHITEY

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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