- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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