- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

John lazzaro likes dick

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Robin, get in the car!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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