Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Knock knock *open*

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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