- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

whats funnier than 24? 25

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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