- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

A: Do you like it B: No

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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