- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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