- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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