What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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im gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Dont read this joke

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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are u black unlucky

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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