- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You bumder!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

My mum is called Steve

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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